I'm so Synodal

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The Church asks for our participation in the synod on synodality for synodal synodalness. Seeing as I'm now on summer vacation, and have hours to kill... in the words of beloved Susan of the parish council, "bless and amem."


You got it.







Looks about right.



Dear parish community. Here are good reasons to read the IL:






Sincerely,

D. Millette




A nice fire for S'mores. Groups of people love S'mores.






I'd say this is accurate.





Make sin okay
Chase trads away
Boomers infringe
Now everything's cringe


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