Chuck Norris Doesn't Do Pushups, He Pushes the World Down

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Here's a bit of nostalgia. Remember those Chuck Norris lines? The ones where he is, well, Chuck Norris. Someone posted on the Book of Faces recently with the line:



Some of the responses were pretty hilarious.


Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.

When Chuck Norris left for College, he told his dad he is the man of the house now.

They built a bridge to honor Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one ever crosses Chuck Norris.

He once killed two stones with one bird

He once threw a boomerang ðŸªƒ but it was too afraid to come back.

Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra; it was touch and go but the cobra is expected to make a full recovery.

Chuck Norris was born May 6, 1945.
The Nazis surrendered on May 7, 1945.

When Chuck Norris went skydiving his parachute didn't open. Next day he took it back and got a refund.

He had a staring contest with the sun, the sun lost.

Chuck Norris won an argument with his wife……. Twice.

Fun fact....🤪🤪...Chuck Norris once upper cut a horse and that's how we got giraffes..🦒🦒🦒

A cop once pulled over Chuck Norris for speeding… Chuck let him off with a warning.

When Chuck Norris makes a joke about Jada, Will Smith slaps himself in the face.

Chuck Norris went to a women’s rights convention and came back with a sandwich and his shirt ironed.




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